{{Lyrics
|group=[[IOSYS]]
|titlejp=世紀末ダウジング伝説
|titlerom=Seikimatsu daujingu densetsu
|titleen=Turn-of-the-Century Dowsing Legend
|length=04:17
|arranger=minami
|lyricist=夕野ヨシミ
|vocalist=ひらぶきゆうこ
|other_staff=
*narration: 龍波しゅういち
|source=
*original title: {{lang|ja|小さな小さな賢将}}
*original title: {{lang|ja|春の湊に}}
*source: {{UFO}}
|album1={{LyricAlbum|東方銀晶天獄|IO-0163.jpg}}
|eng_only=

|kan1=
<i>時は21世紀！
幻想郷に突如出現したコミケ会場！
戦慄する人間たちをよそ目に、
妖怪たちの壮絶な同人誌争奪戦が始まる！</i>
|kan2=
そびえ立つ会場　それぞれの宝を魂が求める　dowsing
暴れだす本能　手に入れろ必ず　殺戮と破滅の　dowsing
|kan3=
並べ　日の出前に　決して徹夜するな
嗚呼　地獄よりもペナが恐い
|kan4=
永い時の果てに　天からの声が告げる
荒れ狂う滅びの扉　今開く
東から西へと　風が吹き抜けて
さあ　始まる　闘いが
|kan5=
<i>そしてシャッターは開かれた！
開幕する阿鼻叫喚のカーニバルはもう誰にも止められない！
渾然一体！　弱肉強食！
全てがカオスへとなだれ込む！</i>
|kan6=
揺れ動く会場　容赦なく攻め来る弾幕をかわして　dowsing
ピコ手とか大手とか　関係は無いのさ　強欲と狂気の　dowsing
|kan7=
並べ　指示通りに　決して割り込むなよ
嗚呼　最低限のルールは守れ
|kan8=
長い列の先に　最後のスペルは眠る
気をつけろ　小銭の準備怠るな
無慈悲なる運命越えて　脂ぎれ
さあ　飛び込め　伝説へ
|kan9=
<i>会場を埋め尽くす人の海の中、
それぞれが悩み苦しむ。
いったい自分は何を求めているのか？
そしてその真の価値は如何ほどか？
ああ、哀しいかな、熱気の渦によって冷静さを失った者たちの、
運命や如何に！？</i>
|kan10=
並べ　望むままに　決して後悔など
嗚呼　しないように
今この時　ここでしか　入手できない
|kan11=
後押しするように　魂の声が告げる
再販も委託も　ここはしないだろう
東から西へと　人は流れゆく
嗚呼　荒ぶる猛者達よ
さあ　勝負はここからだ
|kan12=
<i>彼らの闘いはまだ始まったばかりなのだ！
戦士たちよ、進め！
そして手に入れろ！
それぞれの宝を！
そして夢を！！</i>

|rom1=
Toki wa nijuu-isseiki!
Gensoukyou ni totsujo shutsugen shita komike kaijou!
Senritsu suru ningen-tachi wo yosome ni,
Youkai-tachi no souzetsu na doujinshi soudatsusen ga hajimaru!
|rom2=
Sobie-tatsu kaijou, sorezore no takara wo tamashii ga motomeru DAUJIN
Abare-dasu honnou, te ni irero, kanarazu! Satsuriku to hametsu no DAUJIN
|rom3=
Narabe, hinode mae ni! Kesshite tetsuya suruna!
Aa, jigoku yori mo pena ga kowai
|rom4=
Nagai toki no hate ni ten kara no koe ga tsugeru
Are-kuruu horobi no tobira, ima hiraku
Higashi kara nishi e to kaze ga fuki-nukete
Saa, hajimaru, tatakai ga
|rom5=
Soshite SHATTAA wa hirakareta!
Kaimaku suru abi-kyoukan no KAANIBARU wa mou darenimo tomerarenai!
Konzen-ittai! Jakuniku-kyoushoku!
Subete ga KAOSU e to nadarekomu!
|rom6=
Yure-ugoku kaijou, yousha naku seme-kuru danmaku wo kawashite DAUJIN
Pikote<ref name="pikote"/> toka, oote toka, kankei wa nai no sa Gouyoku to kyouki no DAUJIN
|rom7=
Narabe, shiji doori ni! Kesshite warikomuna yo!
Aa, saiteigen no RUURU wa mamore
|rom8=
Nagai retsu no saki ni saigo no SUPERU wa nemuru
Ki wo tsukero, kozeni no junbi okotaruna!
Mujihi naru ummei koete aburagire!
Saa, tobikome, densetsu e!
|rom9=
Kaijou wo ume-tsukusu hito no umi no naka,
Sorezore ga nayami kurushimu.
Ittai jibun wa nani wo motomete iru no ka?
Soshite sono shin no kachi wa ika-hodo ka?
Aa, kanashii kana, nekki no uzu ni yotte reisei-sa wo ushinatta mono tachi no ummei ya ika ni!?
|rom10=
Narabe, nozomu mama ni! Kesshite koukai nado,
Aa, shinai you ni,
Ima kono toki, koko de shika, nyuushu dekinai
|rom11=
Atooshi suru you ni tamashii no koe ga tsugeru
Saihan mo itaku mo koko wa shinai darou
Higashi kara nishi e to hito wa nagare yuku
Aa, araburu mosa-tachi yo
Saa, shoubu wa koko kara da
|rom12=
Kare-ra no tatakai wa mada hajimatta bakari na no da
Senshi-tachi yo, susume!
Soshite te ni irero!
Sorezore no takara wo!
Soshite yume wo!

|eng1=
|eng2=
Here on these grounds towering on high, souls search for many treasures – Dowsing!
Base instincts run rampant: I’ll have this one for sure!! – Massacre and Destruction Dowsing!
|eng3=
Line up! Never stay up the night before!
Ah! If you did, the penalty’s more frightening than hell!
|eng4=
After what seems like forever, a voice descends from the heavens:
The gates of raging anger and destruction now open!!
From the east to the west a wind blows through;
Now, let the battle begin!!!
|eng5=
|eng6=
Here on these grounds shaking back and forth, relentlessly danmaku come flying – Dowsing!
Whether the attacks are pico or large-scale, it doesn’t matter! – Avarice and Insanity Dowsing!
|eng7=
Line up! Follow the signs! Don’t cut in line!!!
Ah! Follow at least the most minimum of rules!
|eng8=
At the end of a long line the last spell is sleeping!
Be careful! Don’t laze about preparing change!
Surpass your ruthless fate! Cut the fat!
Now fly! On to legend!!
|eng9=
|eng10=
Line up! To keep the goal you seek,
Ah! To have no regrets,
Grab the things you can only get now!!!
|eng11=
Pushing through the souls’ voices ring:
Ignore the second editions and consigned goods for now!
From the east to the west waves of people flow!
Ah! Raging heroes of valor!
The battle has only just begun!!
|eng12=

|untranslated=Y
|notes=
* The lines in italics don't exist on the official lyrics card, but were initially transcribed purely from listening to the song.
* This song describes a funny song about general attendees of [[Wikipedia:Dōjinshi|doujinshi]] market, comparing them with soldiers.
<references>
<ref name="pikote">"Pikote" (minor group, ピコ手) is a doujin term as antonym of "oote" (major group, 大手), which is a common word contrary to pikote. This is generated to compound a suffix of metric system "''pico''-", and the latter half of "oo''te''". It is generally used as a self-mocking pejorative by members of small sized circle, who sell not so well their doujin materials.</ref>
</references>
''[http://kafkafuura.wordpress.com/2010/07/22/seikimatsu-dowsing/ Translated by Kafka Fuura]''
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