{{Lyrics
|titlejp=美味ットゲッター
|titlerom=Bimitto gettaa
|titleen=Delicious Guetta
|group=[[IOSYS]]
|length=04:40
|arranger=[[D.watt]]
|lyricist=[[七条レタス]]
|vocalist={{lang|ja|あさな}}
|source=
* original title: {{lang|ja|感情の摩天楼　～}} Cosmic Mind
* source: {{UFO}}
|album1={{LyricAlbum|Nothing but the TOHO EDM|IO-0239.jpg}}
| extra_info =
* This song is a parody of [[wikipedia:Turn Me On (David Guetta song)|Turn Me On]] by [[wikipedia:David Guetta|David Guetta]] and [[wikipedia:Nicki Minaj|Nicki Minaj]].

|kan1=
食べログ見て　入念リサーチ
予約済みにて　入店サクセス
美味いもん食って 美味いもんゲット 美味いもん{{lang|ja|Lovin’}}
美味いもん食えたら　ごちそうさん
|kan2=
もうこれ何食ってもいいぞ〜　ヤバ美味いし
体重もヤバいぞ　大ピンチ
こちらのお店も…おお営業中　ちょ、誰か助けて〜
（美味いものを前にして）おおおお…！
|kan3=
おラーメン　ウニや　カニも食べよう
刺身　ジンギスカン　カレーも食べよう
美味しそう　海鮮丼　寿司も食べよう
食べよう　食べよう　食べよう　もっと食べよう
|kan4=
おラーメン　ウニや　カニも食べよう
刺身　ジンギスカン　カレーも食べよう
美味しそう　海鮮丼　寿司も食べよう
食べよう　食べよう　食べよう　もっと食べよう
|kan5=
お腹がすいて　ランチ探し街へ
昼間っからシーのスー　回っててもマイのウー
|kan6=
もうこれなんぼでも食うぞ〜　物価安いし
胃薬がないぞ　大ピンチ
こちらの薬局は…おお休業中　ちょ、まじで勘弁〜
（しんど過ぎて）おおおお…！
|kan7=
おラーメン　ウニや　カニも食べよう
刺身　ジンギスカン　カレーも食べよう
美味しそう　海鮮丼　寿司も食べよう
食べよう　食べよう　食べよう　もっと食べよう
|kan8=
おラーメン　ウニや　カニも食べよう
刺身　ジンギスカン　カレーも食べよう
美味しそう　海鮮丼　寿司も食べよう
食べよう　食べよう　食べよう　もっと食べよう
|kan9=
羽田から2時間弱で　ユートピアは実在した
|kan10=
ビービビビビール飲んで　温泉入っていい気分
温泉入って飯食って　朝も早よからビール飲んで
うううううううまい！
マイネームイズ　美味ットゲッター
|kan11=
おラーメン　ウニや　カニも食べよう
刺身　ジンギスカン　カレーも食べよう
美味しそう　海鮮丼　寿司も食べよう
食べよう　食べよう　食べよう　もっと食べよう

|rom1=
taberogu mite nyuunen risaachi
yoyaku zumi ni te nyuuten sakusesu
umai mon kutte umai mon getto umai mon Lovin’
umai mon kuetara gochisousan
|rom2=
mou kore nani kuttemo ii zo~ yaba umai shi
taijuu mo yabaizo dai pinchi
kochira no o-mise mo… oo eigyouchuu cho, dareka tasukete~
(umai mono o mae ni shi te) oooo…!
|rom3=
o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou
|rom4=
o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou
|rom5=
onaka ga suite ranchi sagashi machi he
hirumakkara shii no suu mawatte temo mai no uu
|rom6=
mou kore nanbo demo kuu zo~ bukka yasui shi
igusuri ga nai zo dai pinchi
kochira no yakkyoku wa… ou kyuugyouchuu cho, maji de kanben~
(shindo sugi te) oooo…!
|rom7=
o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou
|rom8=
o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou
|rom9=
haneda kara nijikan jaku de yuutopia wa jitsuzai shita
|rom10=
Biibibibibiiru nonde onsen haitte ii kibun
onsen haitte meshi kutte asa mo hayayo kara biiru nonde
u-u-u-u-u-u-umai!
mai neemu izu bimitto gettaa
|rom11=
o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou

|eng1=
I looked at it on Tabelog, and I carefully researched it.<ref name="Tabelog" />
I made reservations, and I entered – success!
I eat tasty things, I get tasty things, and I’m lovin’ tasty things.
When I eat tasty things, it’s a feast!
|eng2=
Hey, what’s this? Can I eat it~? It’s so good!
But it’s no good for my figure – what a crisis!
And this shop… ooh! It’s open, too! Wait – someone, save me~
(Someone put delicious things in front of me) Oooooh…!
|eng3=
I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!
|eng4=
I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!
|eng5=
I’m starving, so I head out on the street, looking for lunch.
From midday, ushisay; even as it revolves, it’s astytay!<ref name="astytay" />
|eng6=
Hey, how many of these can I eat~? They’re so cheap!
But I don’t have any stomach medicine – what a crisis!
And this chemist… ooh! It’s closed. Wait – seriously? “Please forgive us”~
(I’m too tired) Oooooh…!
|eng7=
I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!
|eng8=
I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!
|eng9=
Utopia came into reality, just under 2 hours from Haneda airport.
|eng10=
I-i-i-i-it feels good when you drink some beer and get in the hot springs!
I’ll get in and eat something. Morning will come all too soon, so I’ll have some beer, too.
D-d-d-d-d-d-delicious!
My name is Delicious Guetta!
|eng11=
I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!

|notes=
<references>
<ref name="Tabelog">‘Tabelog’ (食べログ) is a website that lists the details of all of the restaurants in Japan.</ref>
<ref name="astytay">This sentence is written in ‘Zuuja-go’ (ズージャ語), a type of Japanese Pig Latin. These small portions literally mean ‘The su of shi’ and ‘the ta of sty.’ I went with Pig Latin in my translation to make it sound more natural.</ref>
</references>
''[https://releska.wordpress.com/2015/04/16/%E7%BE%8E%E5%91%B3%E3%83%83%E3%83%88%E3%82%B2%E3%83%83%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC-delicious-guetta/ Translated by Releska]''
}}