{{Lyrics
|group=[[IOSYS]]
|titlejp=モリヤ一家のガーデニング教室
|titlerom=
|titleen=The Moriya Household's Gardening Lesson 
|length=01:07
|arranger={{lang|ja|ぼいど}}, NYO ([[Silver Forest]])
|lyricist={{lang|ja|ひくら}}
|vocalist={{lang|ja|山本椛}} ([[monotone]]), {{lang|ja|なつみ}} ([[Silver Forest]]), Nano ([[Silver Forest]])
|source=
*original title: {{lang|ja|神さびた古戦場　～}} Suwa Foughten Field
*original title: {{lang|ja|ネイティブフェイス}}
*source: {{MoF}}
|album1={{LyricAlbum|東方泡沫天獄|IO-0149.jpg}}
|kan1=
お待たせしましたー！
フラワーショップモリヤでーす！
|kan2=
お花でーす！
|kan3=
栽培でーす！
|kan4=
誰でも　出きる　ガーデニング
|kan5=
誰でも　出きる　きっとーね
|kan6=
優曇華病で、パンツがしましまになっちゃったよ
|kan7=
つまり　その　ウドンコ病で　葉っぱが白くなっちゃったわけね
|kan8=
虫とかナメクジとか　私がひょいって食べちゃえばいい話じゃん
馬鹿なの？死ぬの？
|kan9=
カエルなら大丈夫だと思うけど、殺虫剤にあたっても知らないわよ
|kan10=
水かれ厳禁です　土乾く前に
大き目のジョウロで　毎朝一回与えましょう
ちょっとあやしげな草花なんかも
コンテナに光を集めれぱ　ほら簡単育ちます
|kan11=
依存症には負けないで
|rom1=
Omatase shimashitaa!
Furawaa shoppu Moriya deesu!
|rom2=
Ohana deesu!
|rom3=
Saibai deesu!
|rom4=
Dare de mo dekiru gaadeningu
|rom5=
Dare de mo dekiru, Kitto ne
|rom6=
Udonge-byou de pantsu ga shima-shima ni nacchatta yo
|rom7=
Tsumari, sono, udonko-byou de happa ga shiroku nacchatta wake ne
|rom8=
Mushi to ka namekuji to ka watashi ga hyoi tte tabechaeba ii hanashi jan
Baka na no? Shinu no?
|rom9=
Kaeru nara daijoubu da to omou kedo, sacchuuzai ni atatte mo shiranai wa yo
|rom10=
Mizu kare genkin desu Tsuchi kawaku mae ni
Ookime no jouro de maiasa ikkai ataemashou
[[Wikipedia:Cannabis|Chotto ayashige na kusabana]] nanka mo
Kontena ni hikari wo atsumereba, hora, kantan sodachimasu
|rom11=
Izonshou ni wa makenaide
|eng1=
Moriya Flower Shop, 
Thank you for waiting!
|eng2=
We have flowers!
|eng3=
We do gardening!
|eng4=
Gardening's something anyone can do.
|eng5=
Yes, anyone can do it, I'm sure!
|eng6=
The panties have white stripes molded by Udonge's powder-puff.{{ref|pun}}
|eng7=
Er, that is, the plant's leaves are white from powdery mold.
|eng8=
So it's okay if I pop a bug or slug in my mouth.
Are you stupid?  You gonna die?
|eng9=
You're a frog, so I think you'll be okay, but don't come crying to me if you get hit by insecticide.
|eng10=
Drying up is a no-no.  Let's douse them
Once a morning from a large watering can!
Even [[Wikipedia:Cannabis|these rather odd flowers]] gather light
In their container, and see, they grow so easily!
|eng11=
Don't give in to dependence!
|notes={{note|pun}}The original Japanese is a pun on "Udonge-byou" ([[Reisen Udongein Inaba|Udonge]] Disease) and "udonko-byou" (powdery mold) that doesn't translate directly.
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