{{Lyrics
| group         =[[東方事変|touhoujihen]]
| group_en      =
| titlejp       =
| titlerom      =
| titleen       =revoltech
| length        =04:14
| arranger      =NSY
| lyricist      =IZNA
| vocalist      =IZNA
| other_staff   =
| source        =
*original title: {{lang|ja|不思議なお祓い棒}}
*source: {{DDC}}
| eng_only      =
| album1        ={{LyricAlbum|revoltech|THJH-003.jpg}}
| album2        ={{LyricAlbum|限界パラドックス|THJH-006.jpg}}
| lang          =
| kan1          =
{{lang|en|at first}}　この喉が枯れる前に
夢を見させて遠くなら何処へでも
酔わせてよ忘れさせて　{{lang|en|3.2.1　0}}
| kan2          =
最新のブローニング　奥に忍ばせて／叶うなら
失態よ蒸発　飛んだ例の商談は
愛なんて冗談　うんざりしてんだ／もう一度
本能の銃弾　装弾数を聞かせて
| kan3          =
泣いておゆき今宵は嘘も過去も
その涙で薄めさせて
地人様(ひとさま)と比べても虚しいだけ
捕らぬ狸の何とやら
ちょっとハズした御冗談(ジョーキン)
| kan4          =
最新のブローニング　奥に忍ばせて／叶うなら
失態よ蒸発　飛んだ例の商談は
定例の哨戒　皆いい子にしてな／もう一度
誘惑もう挑発　その手に乗るか
| kan5          =
「どうせ」なんて嘆いても寂しいんでしょう？
突っ張れど似た者同士
今日はやけに痛いな真実
| kan6          =
こんなに感情が疼くなら神経を司るバイパス切って
| kan7          =
{{lang|en|second}}　この頰が渇く前に
夢を見させて遠くなら何処へでも
打ち抜けよヒトオモイに　{{lang|en|3.2.1　0}}
| kan8          =
最愛のダーリン　一層見逃して
光栄よ {{lang|en|“Loser”}}　なんて顔してんだ／もう二度と
| kan9          =
最新のブローニング　奥に忍ばせて／叶うなら
失態よ蒸発　飛んだ例の商談は／然樣なら
愛なんて冗談　もう択山／取るに足らぬ真実
光栄よ “Loser”　もう二度と…／本の些細な嘘を
| kan10         =
見逃して
| kan11         =
愛なんて冗談　もう択山

| rom1          =
at first kono nodo ga kareru mae ni
yume wo misasete tooku nara doko e demo
yowasete yo wasuresasete 3.2.1　0
| rom2          =
saishin no burooningu oku ni shinobasete / kanau nara
shittai yo jouhatsu tonda rei no shoudan wa
ai nante joudan unzari shite nda / mou ichido
honnou no juudan soudansuu wo kikasete
| rom3          =
naite oyuki koyoi wa uso mo kako mo
sono namida de usumesasete
hitosama to kurabetemo munashii dake
toranu tanuki no nan to yara
chotto hazushita jookin
| rom4          =
saishin no burooningu oku ni shinobasete / kanau nara
shittai yo jouhatsu tonda rei no shoudan wa
teirei no shoukai mina ii ko ni shitena / mou ichido
yuuwaki mou chouhatsu sono te ni noru ka
| rom5          =
“douse” nante nageitemo sabashii ndeshou?
tsupparedo nita monodoushi
kyou wa yake ni itai na shinjitsu
| rom6          =
konna ni kanjou ga uzuku nara shinkei wo shikasadoru baipasu kitte
| rom7          =
second kono hou ga kawaku mae ni
yume wo msasete tooku nara doko e demo
uchi nuke yo hito omoi ni 3.2.1　0
| rom8          =
saiai no daarin issou minogashite
kouei you “Loser” nante kaoshite nda / mou nido to
| rom9          =
saishin no burooningu oku ni shinobasete / kanau nara
shittai yo jouhatsu tonda rei no shoudan wa / sayou nara
ai nante joudan mou takusan / toru ni taranu shinjitsu
kouei you “loser” mou nido to… / hon no sasai na uso wo
| rom10         =
minogashite
| rom11         =
ai nante joudan mou takusan

| eng1          =
''At first'' – Before my throat dries out,
Make me dream. I’ll go anywhere if it’s far away.
Intoxicate me. Make me forget. 3, 2, 1, 0.
| eng2          =
I conceal the latest Browning gun inside. / If my wish comes true.
I want my disgrace to disappear! Our negotiations took off.
Love’s a joke. I’m so fed up! / Once more.
I’ll tell you how many bullets of instinct I have…
| eng3          =
Please cry. Tonight, dilute lies and the past
With those tears of yours.
Comparisons with other people are useless.
It’s like counting tanuki before, well, you know… <ref>This line is an altered version of the Japanese proverb ‘{{lang|ja|捕らぬ狸の皮算用}}’ [Don’t count your tanuki skins before you’ve caught them]. It’s equivalent to the English proverb ‘don’t count your chickens before they hatch.’</ref>
That joke missed the mark a bit.
| eng4          =
I conceal the latest Browning gun inside. / If my wish comes true.
I want my disgrace to disappear! Our negotiations took off.
The regular patrol is passing by. Be nice, everyone! / Once more
Your seduction has aroused me already. Shall I be taken in…?
| eng5          =
“Anyway…” Though I sigh, I’m lonely, aren’t I?
We’re alike, though we’re both obstinate.
Today, I face a frightfully painful truth.
| eng6          =
If my feelings ache so much, then I’ll cut the bypass ruling my nerves.
| eng7          =
''Second''. Before my cheeks begin to thirst for tears,
Make me dream. I’ll go anywhere if it’s far away.
Pierce me resolutely! 3, 2, 1, 0.
| eng8          =
My beloved darling, turn a blind eye to me…
It’s an honour, loser! Just look at yourself. / Once more.
| eng9          =
I conceal the latest Browning gun inside. / If my wish comes true.
I want my disgrace to disappear! Our negotiations took off. / If it is so.
Love’s a joke. I’ve had enough! / An inconsequential truth.
It’s an honour, loser! Never again… / Just a trivial lie.
| eng10         =
Turn a blind eye…
| eng11         =
Love’s a joke. I’ve had enough…

| lyrics_source =[https://releska.wordpress.com/2017/04/04/revoltech/ Translation] by [https://releska.wordpress.com/ Releska]
| notes         =
== Notes ==
<references/>
| extra_info    =[https://releska.wordpress.com/ Translator] note: the parts separated by a slash [/] are sung by someone different. I think it might be NSY himself.
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