{{Lyrics
|group=[[IOSYS]]
|titlejp=この同人ゴロ！有明から出て行け！
|titlerom=Kono doujin goro! Ariake kara dete ike!
|titleen=You doujin scum! Get the hell out of Ariake!<ref name="Ariake"/>
|length=07:13
|arranger=yohine, D.watt
|lyricist={{lang|ja|七条レタス}}
|vocalist={{lang|ja|藤原鞠菜}}, {{lang|ja|ゆん}}, {{lang|ja|イザベル}}, {{lang|ja|岩杉夏}}, {{lang|ja|あゆ}}, {{lang|ja|山本椛}} (monotone), {{lang|ja|阿部心}} (monotone)
|source=
*original title: {{lang|ja|ラクトガール　～ 少女密室}}
*source: {{EoSD}}
*original title: {{lang|ja|アルティメットトゥルース}}
*original title: {{lang|ja|人形裁判　～ 人の形弄びし少女}}
*source: {{PCB}}
*original title: {{lang|ja|恋色マスタースパーク}}
*source: {{IN}}
*original title: {{lang|ja|神さびた古戦場　～}} Suwa Foughten Field
*source: {{MoF}}
|album1={{LyricAlbum|東方銀晶天獄|IO-0163.jpg}}
|eng_only=

|kan1=
はあ？　ちょっと説明なさい！
なぜうちのサークルが販売停止処分なのかしら？
なによ、この紙！　ふん！　こんなもの！
んん～！　なによ！　んん～！
きぃ～！
|kan2=
【序】
|kan3=
おまけCDでも　なんでも
サークル入場は時間厳守
スキマワープは反則よ　ルールは守っていただこう
|kan4=
馬鹿なことを言わないで頂戴。
ここにずらりと雁首を並べた有象無象は、
私の新譜を待っているの。
東ホールを貫いて駐車場まで延びるこの列、
解散すればいくらの損失になると思って？
|kan5=
シャッターだろうと　カベだろうと
ルール違反は頒布停止
損失など関係ない　ルールは守っていただこう
これは古くより伝わる掟、神の時代より伝わる掟
遥かな過去より伝わる掟、受け継がれ行くは
神の法なり
|kan6=
なんですと？
信仰欲しさに即売会スタッフに成り下がった堕神が説く法など、
私の新譜に勝るものか！
|kan7=
信仰と売上を一緒にしないでいただこう。
この同人ゴロめが！
|kan8=
なんだなんだ？
お、やってるやってる。
相変わらずあのへんはトラブルが絶えないぜ。
|kan9=
【破】
|kan10=
今日びのゴロサークル　ルール無用の昨今
野次馬の根性　で揉め事にぞっこん
|kan11=
な…何かしら？　あなたたちは。
中小零細サークルに聞かせるお話など、
ここにはひとつもなくてよ？
あっちへお行きなさい！　しっ！　しっ！
|kan12=
YO!あなた　ちょっと待ちなさい
だまってきいてれば　言いたい放題
大切にしようよ　同人の理想
もっとかみしめてよ　同人の理念
|kan13=
まあこういう人たちよくいるんですよね
何を勘違いしているのかわからないんですけど
自分たちのサークルは別に大丈夫って思ってて
自分たちのサークルはなんか特別みたいに思ってるんですよ
あーいやだいやだ
|kan14=
は！　島中風情が黙りなさい。
私のような超大手が新刊を出すのはもはや義務。
あなたたちのつまらない商品とは比較にならないわ。
|kan15=
紫様、そんな言い方…。
|kan16=
なんだとー！
|kan17=
同人ゴロ！　聞きもしないでその言い方はなんなのかー！
同人ゴロ！　いろんな人が協力してくれてやっとできた作品なのに…！
同人ゴロ！　たとえ1ボスでも真剣に作った作品だぞ！
同人ゴロ！　なんの権利があってそんなこと言うんだ！
|kan18=
紫様、もうやめてください…。
|kan19=
黙りなさい藍。って、あなたが持っているその本とCDはもしや、1ボス合同企画？
|kan20=
ネットの予告がすごく良かったので、その、最後のトラックなんかあの人も歌ってるし、
それでさっき挨拶して、うちの作品とこれを…。
|kan21=
ふん！　このような1ボスの小者など、寄り集まったって1円の得にもならないわ。
藍！　そんなものを私の新譜と交換するなど言語道断よ。
今すぐ中古ショップに売り捨てなさい。
|kan22=
そんな…！　そんなことはできません！　だってこれには…
|kan23=
この同人ゴロ！　有明から出て行け！
|kan24=
マネーばかりのpurpose　しちゃまずいdis
徹夜続きのhardwork　情熱で作り出す
|kan25=
どんな作品も同じだけの宝物
簡単に捨てていいものなんてないんじゃないですかね
|kan26=
客なんていないぜ　お前も参加者
噛み付いちゃいけねえぜ　皆に感謝だ
簡単なルール　守れもしないフール
この同人ゴロサークル、有明から出て行け
|kan27=
この同人ゴロ！　有明から出て行け！
|kan28=
はいはい、ここは頒布停止処分ですよ。
ほらほら、列も解散だ。
散れ！　散られたし！
|kan29=
は！　馬鹿馬鹿しい。
イベントでCDが売れなくても、ショップに卸せば何の問題もない。
そうだ、オンラインショップもやっちゃおうかしら。
yakumoke.com、とかいいわね。うふふ。
藍！　すぐにサーバーを準備なさい。
藍！　どこにいるの、藍。
藍！　藍！！
まったくこの肝心なときに…。
|kan30=
紫、彼女はもういないわ。あの子は行ってしまった…。
|kan31=
【急】
|kan32=
欲に心を無くしては　手放すものの多いこと
己が所業に耐えかねて　今日もまたひとつ
|kan33=
売上ばかりに心を奪われれば、やがて創作の心を蝕みます。
あなたが過去そうであったように…。
|kan34=
欲に心を奪われて　あなたはどこへ
|kan35=
藍！　返事をなさい！
|kan36=
できた手足も失って　あなたはどこへ
私は過去あなたと　道を別って
彼女もまた私と　道を重ねた
|kan37=
紫様すみません。
私にはあの作品を否定することは出来ません。
あんなにも情熱を傾けて創られたものに、意味が無いはずなんてないんです。
私もああいうものが創りたい。
でも、紫様の下ではそれはできません。
|kan38=
藍！　どこにいるの？　返事をして頂戴！
|kan39=
あの子は選んだのよね。あなたと違う道を…。
|kan40=
かつて同じ志もて　歩んだ友よ
|kan41=
何処に行ったの？　藍！　藍！　らーん！
藍、どこなの？　どこにいるの？　藍！　藍！
|kan42=
あの日々は何処へいった
|kan43=
おかしいわね、何処に行ってしまったのかしら…。
返事をして、藍！
お願いだから、何処に行ってしまったの？
藍！　藍！　返事をして頂戴！
藍！　藍！

|rom1=
'''Yukari'''
Haa? Chotto setsumeinasai!
Naze uchi no saakuru ga hanbai teishi shobun nano kashira?
Nani yo, kono kami! Fun! Konna mono!
Nn~! Nani yo! Nn~!
Kii~!

|rom2=
'''[Jo]'''
|rom3=
'''Yasaka'''
Omake CD demo nandemo
Saakuru nyuujoo wa jikangenshu
Sukima warp wa hansoku yo ruuru wa mamotteita da kou
|rom4=
'''Yukari'''
Baka na koto wo iwanai de choudai.
Koko ni zurari to ganbuki wo narabeta uzoumuzou wa,
Watashi no shinpu wo matte iru no.
Higashi houru wo tsuranuite chuushajoo made nobiru kono retsu,
Kaisan sureba ikura no sonshitsu ni naru to omotte?
|rom5=
'''Yasaka'''
Shattaa darou to kabe darou to
Ruuru ihan wa hanpu teishi
Sonshitsu nado kankei nai ruuru wa mamotteita da kou
Kore wa furuku yori tsutawaru okite, kami no jidai yori tsutawaru okite
Haruka na kako yori tsutawaru okite, uketsugare yuku wa 
Kami no hou nari
|rom6=
'''Yukari'''
Nan desu to?
Shinkou hoshisa ni sokubai kai sutaffu ni narisagatta da kami ga toku hou nado,
Watashi no shinpu ni masaru monoka!
|rom7=
'''Yasaka'''
Shinkou to uriage wo issho ni shinai de itada kou.
Kono doujin goro mega!
|rom8=
'''Marisa'''
Nanda nanda?
O, yatteru yatteru.
Aikawarazu anohen wa raburu ga taezunai ze.

|rom9=
'''[Ha]'''
|rom10=
'''Marisa'''
Kyoubi no goro saakuru ruuru muyou no sakkon
Yajiuma no konjou de momegoto ni zokkon
|rom11=
'''Yukari'''
Na... Nanika shira? Anatatachi wa.
Chuushou reisai saakuru ni kikaseru ohanashi nado,
Koko ni wa hitotsu mo nakute yo?
Atchi e oikinasai! Shitsu! Shitsu!
|rom12=
'''Alice'''
YO! Anata chotto machinasai
Damatte kiitereba iitai houdai
Taisetsu ni shiyou yo doujin no risou
Motto kamishimete yo doujin no rinen
|rom13=
'''Patchouli'''
Maa kouiu hitotachi yoku irun desu yo ne
Nani wo kanchigai shiteiru no kawarakanain desu kedo
Jibuntachi no saakuru wa betsuni daijoubu tte omottete
Jibuntachi no saakuru wa nanka tokubetsu mitai ni omotterun desu yo
Aa iyada iyada
|rom14=
'''Yukari'''
Ha! Shima naka fuzei ga danmarinasai.
Watashi no you na chououte ga shinkan dasu no hamo haya gimu.
Anatatachi no tsumaranai shouhin towa hikaku ni naranai wa.
|rom15=
'''Ran'''
Yukari-sama, sonna iikata...
|rom16=
'''Rumia, Aki Sisters, Yamame, Wriggle'''
Nanda to-!
|rom17=
'''Rumia'''
Doujin goro! Kikimoshinai de sono iikata wa nan nano ka~!
'''Aki Sisters'''
Doujin goro! Ironna jin ga kyouryoku shite kurete yatto dekita sakuhin na noni...!
'''Yamame'''
Doujin goro! Tatoe 1bosu demo shinken ni sakutta sakuhin dazo!
'''Wriggle'''
Doujin goro! Nanno kenri ga atte sonna koto iunda!
|rom18=
'''Ran'''
Yukari-sama, mou yamete kudasai...
|rom19=
'''Yukari'''
Danmarinasai Ran. Tte, anata motte iru sono moto CD hamoshiya, 1bosu goudou kikaku?
|rom20=
'''Ran'''
Netto no yokoku ga sugoku yokatta node, sono, saigo no torakku nanka ano hito mo utatteru shi,
Sorede sakki aisatsu shite, uchi no sakuhin to kore wo... 
|rom21=
'''Yukari'''
Fun! Kono you na 1bosu no komono nado, yoriatsumattatte 1en no taku nimo naranai wa.
Ran! Sonna mono wo watashi no shinpu to koukan suru nado gongo doudan yo.
Ima sugu chuuburushoppu ni uri sutenasai.
|rom22=
'''Ran'''
Sonna...! Sonna koto wa dekimasen! Datte kore ni wa...
|rom23=
'''Rumia, Aki Sisters, Yamame, Wriggle'''
Kono doujin goro! Ariake kara dete ike!
|rom24=
'''Alice'''
Manee bakari no purpose shicha mazui dis
Tetsuya tsuduki no hardwork jounetsu de zukuri dasu
|rom25=
'''Patchouli'''
Donna sakuhin mo onnaji dake no takaramono
Kantan ni sutete iimono nantenain ja nai desu ka ne
|rom26=
'''Marisa'''
Kamitsu icha ike nee ze minna ni kansha da
Kantan na ruuru mamore moshi nai fuuru
Kono doujin goro saakuru, ariake kara dete ike!
|rom27=
'''Rumia, Aki Sisters, Yamame, Wriggle'''
Kono doujin goro! Ariake kara dete ike!
|rom28=
'''Yasaka'''
Hai hai, koko wa hanpu teishi bun desu yo.
Hora hora, retsu mo kaisan da.
Chi ne! Chirare tashi!
|rom29=
'''Yukari'''
Ha! Bakabakashii.
Ibento de CD ga ure nakute mo, shoppu ni oroshise ba dono mondai mo nai.
Souda, onrain shoppu mo yachou kashira.
yakumoke.com, toka ii wa ne. Ufufu.
Ran! Suguni saabaa wo junbinasai.
Ran! Doko ni iru no, Ran.
Ran! Ran!!
Mattaku kono kanjin na toki ni...
|rom30=
'''Yasaka'''
Yukari, kanojo wa mouinai wa. Ano ko wa itte shimatta...

|rom31=
'''[Kyuu]'''
|rom32=
'''Yuyuko'''
Yoku ni kokoro wo nakushite wa tebanasu monono oui koto
Onoga shogyou ni taekanete kyou mo mata hitotsu
|rom33=
Uriage bakari ni kokoro wo ubawarereba, yagate sousaku no kokoro wo mushibamimasu.
Anata ga kako soude atta you ni...
|rom34=
Yoku ni kokoro wo ubawarete anata wa doko e
|rom35=
'''Yukari'''
Ran! Henji wo nasai!
|rom36=
'''Yuyuko'''
Dekita teashi mo ushinatte anata wa doko e
Watashi wa kako anata to michi wo wakawate
Kanojo mo mata watashi to michi wo kasaneta
|rom37=
'''Ran'''
Yukari-sama sumimasen.
Watashi ni wa ano sakuhin wo heitei suru koto wa kumasen.
Anata ni mo jounetsu wo katamukete tsukurareta mono ni, imi ga nai hazu nantenain desu.
Watashi mo aaiu mono ga tsukuritai.
Demo, Yukari-sama no moto de wa sore wa dekimasen.
|rom38=
'''Yukari'''
Ran! Doko ni iru no? Henji wo shite choudai!
|rom39=
'''Yuyuko'''
Ano ko wa en dano yo ne. Anata to tagau michi wo...
|rom40=
Katsute onaji kokoro mode ayunda tomo yo
|rom41=
'''Yukari'''
Doko ni itta no? Ran! Ran! Raan!
Ran, doko wa no? Doko ni iru no? Ran! Ran!
|rom42=
'''Yuyuko'''
Ano hibi wa doko e itta
|rom43=
'''Yukari'''
Okashii wa ne, doko ni itte shimatta no kashira...
Henji wo shite, Ran!
Onegai da kara, doko ni itte shimatta no?
Ran! Ran! Henji wo shite choudai!
Ran! Ran!

|eng1=
'''Yukari'''
Say what? You, explain this to me!
Why is our circle punished to stop selling?
What is this paper?! Hmph! Such a...! 
Ff! What is that?! Ts!!
Argh, this is so enraging!!

|eng2=
'''[Opening]'''
|eng3=
'''Yasaka'''
Whatever, even if it's a bonus CD or any
Entrances of the circles must be on schedule
Using the gap warp is cheating. You must follow the rules
|eng4=
'''Yukari'''
Stop talking non-sense!
Look at all heads of the ragtag and bobtail who are standing in line here
They are waiting for MY new CD.
Couldn't you imagine how much loss we will make, if I dismiss the line that is extending through the eastern hall, all the way to the parking spaces?
|eng5=
'''Yasaka'''
No matter whether you are the Shutter<ref name="Shutter"/> or the Wall<ref name="Wall"/> 
You will be punished to stop the distribution if you break the rules
Your loss is not a concern. Rules must be followed
These are the rules that have been told from the ancient time, the rules that were told from the times of the gods 
The rules that have been told from the far far past, which will inherited to be
-the law of gods
|eng6=
'''Yukari'''
What is that?
A law that is preached from a fallen god who came down to an event staff for the sake of wanting faith,
shall never surpass my new CD!
|eng7=
'''Yasaka'''
Do not treat faith and sales as the same
You goddamn doujin scum!
|eng8=
'''Marisa'''
What is this?
Ha, looks like it's show time
Those guys never stop making a fuss, as always
|eng9=
'''[Middle]'''
|eng10=
'''Marisa'''
Doujin scums these days. Times of useless rules
With a spirit of curiosity, I'm loven' to see the fuss
|eng11=
'''Yukari'''
Wha... what is it? What's with you?
I don't have a single story to tell to the minor and micro circles
Get lost! Shoo! Shoo!
|eng12=
'''Alice'''
Hey! You there, wait for a moment!
While I was listening patiently, you spoke nothing but rubbish
Think much about the ideal of doujin
Repeat yourself more about the idea of doujin
|eng13=
'''Patchouli'''
Well, we do have these kind of people a lot
I don't know what kind of misunderstanding they have in their minds but
they think their circle is somehow all right and
they think their circle is some sort of special
How rubbish it is
|eng14=
'''Yukari'''
Ha! Keep your mouth shut you mid-Islander<ref name="Island"/>
It is a DUTY for the super major circles like us to publish a new work
The dull goods that are made by you people will never be a match for it
|eng15=
'''Ran'''
Master Yukari, your parlance...
|eng16=
'''Rumia, Aki Sisters, Yamame, Wriggle'''
What did you say?!
|eng17=
'''Rumia'''
You doujin scum! How dare you say something like that without even listening! 
'''Aki Sisters'''
You doujin scum! This was a work made at last with a huge cooperation of many people ... !
'''Yamame'''
You doujin scum! Even if we are the 1bosses it was a work made with full spirit!
'''Wriggle'''
You doujin scum! What kind of right you have to make you say that!
|eng18=
'''Ran'''
Master Yukari, please quit it already...
|eng19=
'''Yukari'''
Shut up, Ran. Wait, the book and the CD you have, couldn't it be the "1bosses Collaboration Project"?<ref name="1bosses Collaboration Project"/>
|eng20=
'''Ran'''
Because the preview on the Web was so good, and you know, the last track was even sung by ''her''<ref name="her"/>
That's why I'd gave a greeting just a moment ago, and made an exchange with our work ... 
|eng21=
'''Yukari'''
Hmph! Even if the puny 1bosses like these gather up, it wouldn't make a single yen of a profit.
Ran! How unspeakable of you to make an exchange like that with my new CD
Go to a thrift store and sell that thing immediately
|eng22=
'''Ran'''
No... ! I can't do such thing! Because in this ...
|eng23=
'''Rumia, Aki Sisters, Yamame, Wriggle'''
You doujin scum! Get the hell out of Ariake!
|eng24=
'''Alice'''
All the purpose for money, the dissing you shouldn't do
All the hard work from the endless-nights, we all make the work done by a passion
|eng25=
'''Patchouli'''
Every work is all an equal treasure
There is nothing that you can throw it away so easy, isn't there?
|eng26=
'''Marisa'''
There aren't any costumers<ref name="customers"/>, you're a participant too
You shouldn't snap out, be grateful to every one.
A ''fool'' that can't even follow such an easy ''rule''
You doujin scum circle, get the hell out of Ariake!
|eng27=
'''Rumia, Aki Sisters, Yamame, Wriggle'''
You doujin scum, get the hell out of Ariake!
|eng28=
'''Yasaka'''
There there, they are punished to stop the distribution
Now you people, the line is a dismiss as well
Disperse! Shall be dispersed!
|eng29=
'''Yukari'''
Ha! Ridiculous.
Even if we can't sell the CD at the event, there's no problem if I put it on sale at a store
Wait I got a idea, maybe we should open an online shop too
Like "yakumofamily.com", this sounds good. Haha.
Ran! Prepare the server, now!
Ran! Where are you?
Ran! Ran!!
Argh, in this crucial time ...
|eng30=
'''Yasaka'''
Yukari, she's not here anymore. She have gone ...
|eng31=
'''[Conclusion]'''
|eng32=
'''Yuyuko'''
By having to lost their hearts to greed, many things there are to be relinquished
By not been able to bare your doing, today yet there is one once<!-- being relinquished --> again
|eng33=
If an one shall tempt its heart to profit, it will lead to ruin your spirit of creation
The same you had been in the past ...
|eng34=
By having to lost your heart to greed, where will you go?
|eng35=
'''Yukari'''
Ran! Answer me!
|eng36=
'''Yuyuko'''
Even losing your well servant, where will you go?
In the past we had separated, the path we were on
And she too, have chosen the same path as me
|eng37=
'''Ran'''
Forgive me, my master
I cannot deny that work
There's no way a work like that which have been created by such an passion, couldn't be meaning-less
I truly want to make a work like those
But, this cannot be done working under you
|eng38=
'''Yukari'''
Ran! Where are you? Please answer me!
|eng39=
'''Yuyuko'''
So she chose the path. The path which is different from you 
|eng40=
My friend who we had lived together, who had shared the same ambition before 
|eng41=
'''Yukari'''
Where on earth is she? Ran! Ran! Raan!
Ran, where are you? Where the heck are you?! Ran! Ran!
|eng42=
'''Yuyuko'''
The very days, where have they gone?
|eng43=
'''Yukari'''
This is weird... Where have she gone...?
Answer me, Ran!
I beg you, where have you gone?
Ran! Ran! Please answer me!
Ran! Ran!

|notes=
* This song is divided into three acts, commonly used in theaters.
* As most of this album's songs the plot has to do with Touhou characters getting to know the doujin culture. Yukari seems to be obsessed with money and her articles, consequently Ran leaves her alone. The last part also refers to [[Lyrics: あのころの君と]]; Yuyuko is singing about how she and Yukari slowly drove apart and that this is happening with Ran, too.
* The song also refers to circles which sometimes break the "rules" by not being on schedule, breaking the censor policy etc. Eventually the circle gets disreputable and often is not quite liked anymore.<br />
<references>
<ref name="Ariake">{{nihongo|有明}} "Ariake" is the place where [[Comiket]] is held, recently.</ref>
<ref name="Wall">In the doujin world, when you say {{nihongo|壁サークル}} (lit. wall circle), it means it's a circle placed at a location in front of the walls in the doujin event. Usually Wall circles are the large circles that raise high profit. Hence if you call a circle a "Wall", it means that circle is a large circle.</ref>
<ref name="Shutter">In the doujin world, when you say {{nihongo|シャッター前サークル}} (lit. circle in front of the shutter), it means it's a circle placed at a location in front of the shutter in the doujin event. The "Shutter front circles" are the top class circles among the Wall circles, which raise enormous profit and assumed to be making massive long lines at the doujin event. Hence if you call a circle a "Shutter front", it means that circle is one of the top class circles in the doujin event.</ref>
<ref name="Island">島 "Island" in the doujin event refers to the group of desks which are sorted in order located in the middle of the event space. Each end of the Island is called a 島端 "Island-end", and the desks between Island-end is called a 島中 "mid-Island". Island circles are usually medium and small scale circles.</ref>
<ref name="1bosses Collaboration Project">This is probably referring to "[[First Angriff]]" by {{nihongo|[[セブンスヘブンMAXION]]}}.</ref>
<ref name="her">If Ran is talking about "[[First Angriff]]" then "her" is [[3L]].</ref>
<ref name="customers"> There isn't a such thing as a "customer" in the doujin world: ''Everyone'' is a participant</ref>
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