{{Lyrics
| group         =[[東方事変|touhoujihen]] ({{lang|ja|東方事変}})
| group_en      =touhoujihen
| titlejp       =愛の消費期限
| titlerom      =ai no shouhi kigen
| titleen       =Love’s Expiry Date
| length        =04:35
| arranger      =NSY
| lyricist      =IZNA
| vocalist      =IZNA
| other_staff   =
| source        =
*original title: {{lang|ja|湖は浄めの月光を映して}}
*source: {{LoLK}}
| eng_only      =
| untranscribed =
| unromanized   =
| untranslated  =
| album1        ={{LyricAlbum|絶倫パトロール|THJH-002.jpg}}
| lang          =
| kan1          =
プレイボール　プレイゲーム　ゲームセット
| kan2          =
プレイボール　プレイゲーム　もう、終わりにしよう？
どんなに嘆いても止むを得なしじゃん。タイプじゃないなら
プレイボーイ　プレイガール　もう、食べ飽きたの
それじゃあ、まぁ、お互いに重ね合わせた果無い日々に然様なら
| kan3          =
プレイボール　プレイゲーム　なんか怒ってる？
プレイボーイ　プレイガール　ねぇ、不機嫌？
| kan4          =
生まれてはじめて味わった感触
厭だ今になってやけに思い出して
よって誰かさんと何処かの誰かさんと
貴方と私　幕あけたストーリーライフ
| kan5          =
潔く美しく　さぁ此処らで打ち抜けろ
| kan6          =
マイディア　マイゴッド　{{lang|en|Who?}} 次の{{lang|en|HIT}}は
あの日のトキメキが色褪せるほど　夢中にさせてよ
ユーノウ　アイドントノウ　{{lang|en|Huun…}} 難しいな
余り見ないでよ　最後ぐらい綺麗な顔でいさせて
| kan7          =
プレイボール　プレイゲーム　なんか怒ってる？
プレイボーイ　プレイガール　ねぇ、不機嫌？
| kan8          =
認めて誰かに成り代わった週末
そんな感じ別に悪いもんじゃないわ
だって恐いのは此の儘一人きりで
明日を向えないといけない方が
| kan9          =
お団子の様にまぁるくなりたい
| kan10         =
グッデイ　グッナイ　あ、間違えたわ
プレイボール　プレイゲーム　もう、終わりにしよう…
| kan11         =
マイディア　マイゴッド　{{lang|en|Who?}} 次の{{lang|en|HIT}}は
あの日のトキメキが色褪せるほど　夢中にさせてよ
ユーノウ　アイドントノウ　{{lang|en|Huun…}} 難しいな
余り見ないでよ　最後ぐらい綺麗な顔でいさせて
| kan12         =
アイノウ　アイノウ　そうね、分かってる　愛の消費期限
アイニード　アイニード　愛を頂戴　会いに行きたい
| kan13         =
{{lang|en|Hello,
How are you doing?
I’m… doing good.
I’ll never forget you.
Someday, I hope we can meet again with a smile.}}

| rom1          =
purei booru purei geemu geemu setto
| rom2          =
purei booru purei geemu mou, owari ni shiyou?
donna ni nageitemo yamu wo enashi jan. taipu ja nai nara
purei booi purei gaaru mou, tabeakita no
sore ja, maa, otagai ni kasane awaseta hakanai hibi ni sayounara
| rom3          =
purei booru purei geemu nanka okotteru?
purei booi purei gaaru nee, fukigen?
| rom4          =
umarete hajimete ajiwatta kanshoku
iyada ima ni natte yake ni omoidashite
yotte dareka-san to dokoka no dareka-san to
anata to watashi maku aketa sutoorii raifu
| rom5          =
isagiyoku utsukushiku saa kokora de uchinukero
| rom6          =
mai dia mai goddo Who? tsugi no HIT wa
ano hi no tokimeki ga iro aseru hodo muchuu ni sasete yo
yuu nou ai donto nou Huun… muzukashii na
amari minaide yo saigo gurai kirei na kao de isasete
| rom7          =
purei booru purei geemu nanka okotteru?
purei booi purei gaaru nee, fukigen?
| rom8          =
mitomete dareka ni nari kawatta shuumatsu
sonna kanji betsu ni warui mon ja nai wa
datte kowai no wa kono mama hitori kiri de
ashita wo mukaenai to ikenai hou ga
| rom9          =
o-dango no you ni maaruku naritai
| rom10         =
guddei gunnai a, machigaeta wa
purei booru purei geemu mou, owari ni shiyou…
| rom11         =
mai dia mai goddo Who? tsugi no HIT wa
ano hi no tokimeki ga iro aseru hodo muchuu ni sasete yo
yuu nou ai donto nou Huun… muzukashii na
amari minaide yo saigo gurai kirei na kao de isasete
| rom12         =
ai nou ai nou sou ne, wakatteru ai no shouhi kigen
ai niido ai niido ai wo choudai ai ni ikitai
| rom13         =
Hello,
How are you doing?
I’m… doing good.
I’ll never forget you.
Someday, I hope we can meet again with a smile.

| eng1          =
''Play ball!'' Let’s ''play a game!'' Game, set…
| eng2          =
''Play ball!'' Let’s ''play a game!'' Hmm… should we finish up now?
No matter how much you sigh, there’s no use if you’re not my type.
''Play, boy! Play, girl!'' Ahh… I’m full.
Well, then, farewell to those fleeting days in which we were on top of each other…
| eng3          =
''Play ball!'' Let’s ''play a game!'' Are you… mad?
''Play, boy! Play, girl!'' Hey, why the long face?
| eng4          =
I had savoured this sensation for the first time.
Ah, but how frightfully do I remember it now!
Because of you-know-who here, and you-know-who there…
You and I. The curtains opened on our life stories.
| eng5          =
You’re so manly and so lovely. Now, pierce into me around here!
| eng6          =
''My dear! My God! Who?'' Well, the next ''hit''…
Make me crazy for you, so crazy I forget about the throbbing I felt that day.
''You know! I don’t know.'' Hmmm… That’s tough.
Don’t look at me so much! Just leave me with a pretty look at the end, at least.
| eng7          =
''Play ball!'' Let’s ''play a game!'' Are you… mad?
''Play, boy! Play, girl!'' Hey, why the long face?
| eng8          =
I confess that I did this weekend on behalf of someone else
But it’s not such a bad feeling, you know.
It’s because I’m scared of being like this, all alone.
I guess I’d better face tomorrow.
| eng9          =
I want to become round, like a dumpling.
| eng10         =
''Good day! Good night!'' Ah, I messed up.
''Play ball!'' Let’s ''play a game!'' Hmm… should we finish up now?
| eng11         =
''My dear! My God! Who?'' Well, the next ''hit''…
Make me crazy for you, so crazy I forget about the throbbing I felt that day.
''You know! I don’t know.'' Hmmm… That’s tough.
Don’t look at me so much! Just leave me with a pretty look at the end, at least.
| eng12         =
''I know. I know.'' That’s right, I know love’s expiry date.
''I need… I need…'' I need love! I’m going to meet up with you!
| eng13         =
''Hello,''
''How are you doing?''
''I’m… doing good.''
''I’ll never forget you.''
''Someday, I hope we can meet again with a smile.''

| lyrics_source =[https://releska.wordpress.com/2016/02/18/loves-expiry-date/ Translation] by [https://releska.wordpress.com/ Releska]
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