{{Lyrics
| group = [[Silver Forest]]
| titlejp       =つるぺったん
| titlerom      =Tsurupettan
| titleen       =Smooth and Flat
| length        =02:39
| arranger      =NYO
| lyricist      =bit
| vocalist      =Kana 
| other_staff   =
| source        =
* original title: {{lang|ja|竹取飛翔 ～}} Lunatic Princess
* source: {{IN}}
* original title: {{lang|ja|はるぴったん}}
* source: [[Wikipedia:Kotoba no Puzzle: Mojipittan|Mojipittan]] / [[Wikipedia:Hare Hare Yukai|Hare Hare Yukai]] crossover
* original title: {{lang|ja|レッツゴー}}!{{lang|ja|陰陽師}}
* source: [[Wikipedia:Power Instinct|Power Instinct Matrimelee]]
| album1        ={{LyricAlbum|東方萃奏楽|SFNC-0005.jpg}}
| album2        ={{LyricAlbum|Sentence|SFNC-0008.jpg}}
| album3        ={{LyricAlbum|東方電撃波動⑨|SFNC-0022.jpg}}
| album4        ={{LyricAlbum|Silver Forest 2006-2012 BEST II|SF_Best_II.JPG}}
| album5        ={{LyricAlbum|とうほうインスパイア|SFNC-0057.jpg}}
| extra_info    =
* A version performed by [[wikipedia:Hatsune Miku|Hatsune Miku]] was released in [[Sentence]] (track 5).
* A remix by sun3 was released in [[東方電撃波動⑨|Touhou Electric Wave ⑨]] (disc 2 track 2).
* An instrumental version was released in [[東方蒼天歌|Touhou Blue Sky Songs]] (track 11).
| notes         =
* The song references many Nico Nico Douga memes of the time:
** "[[Wikipedia:Kotoba no Puzzle: Mojipittan|Mojipittan]]" is a Japanese word puzzle video game, and the chorus is roughly the same as the chorus of the theme song '''Futari no Mojipittan'''.
** "Harupittan" refers to a '''[[Wikipedia:Hare Hare Yukai|Hare Hare Yukai]] / Mojipittan''' crossover video.
** The bridge ("Hito no yo ni~") is to the music of the bridge from '''Let's Go! Onmyouji''', the subject of a popular video posted to Nico Nico Douga's beta, which is also the current site's oldest surviving video. "Akuryou taisan" and "douman seiman" are lines from the song, while "Puyopuyo suru na!" (Don't turn all squishy!) is a common mishearing of one of Hikomaro's lines during his speech in the middle.
** The "Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo" fragment sounds a lot like the infamous "tasukete Eirin!" part of  [[Lyrics: Help me, ERINNNNNN!!|Help me, ERINNNNNN!!]], whereas "Tsurupeta tte iu naa" is most likely a reference to the flash video for [[Lyrics: 患部で止まってすぐ溶ける ～ 狂気の優曇華院|{{lang|ja|患部で止まってすぐ溶ける ～ 狂気の優曇華院}}]].
** "Tokachi tsukuchite" is a Nicovideo '''[[Wikipedia:The Idolmaster|IDOLM@STER]]'''-related meme involving a mispronounced lyric (originally "tokashi tsukushite") in Ami Futami's version of the song "[http://www.project-imas.com/wiki/Agent_Yoru_o_Yuku The Agent Travels Through the Night]".
* "Oyashiro-sama" and "Onikakushi" are terms from '''[[Wikipedia:Higurashi When They Cry|Higurashi When They Cry]]''', which also features most of the other things mentioned in those two lines. {{Hidetext|Oyashiro-sama is invisible in the first season, but she often watches over main characters' actions, and they frequently notice her footsteps. In the second season Oyashiro-sama finally appears as Hanyuu Furude, and her distinctive feature are horns, hence connection to Suika.}}
* Miko Miko Reimu is most likely a reference to '[[wikipedia:Miko Miko Nurse|Miko Miko Nurse]]' and its theme song.
* Tsurupettan, along with several other songs by [[IOSYS]] and Touhou are included in the video [http://youtu.be/z8MGt3_19gU Nico Nico Douga Kumikyoku]

|kan1=
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん　
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん　
ぺったん、ぺったん　餅ペったん
ぺったん ぺったん　胸ペったん
|kan2=
今日もこっそり木陰に隠れて　霊夢の様子をストーキーング！！　(ストーキーング！！)
お供え物のお神酒に、まんじゅう　隙を狙ってつまみ食い
三日に一回宴会開いて　幼女のくせに大酒豪
逃げる時には両手をあげて　可愛さアピール狙ってる？
|kan3=
※
人の世に　(悪霊退散)　生まれし鬼を　(ぷよぷよするなー！)
闇にへと　(どーまんせーまん)
ほうむれや　(巫女みこ霊夢、巫女みこ霊夢、みこみこ霊夢、ハイ)
|kan4=
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん　
ぺったん、ぺったん　餅ペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　胸ペったん　(徹子)
|kan5=
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん　
ぺったん、ぺったん　餅ペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　胸ペったん　(まだまだいくぉ～)
|kan6=
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　はるぴったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　餅ペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　胸ペったん　(ハイハイ)
|kan7=
幼女幼女ツルペタ幼女
幼女幼女ツルペタ幼女 (ツルペタって言うなぁ(T T))
萃香萃香ツルペタ萃香
萃香萃香ツルペタ萃香 (ストーカーって言うなぁ(T T))
|kan8=
(とかちタイム)
|kan9=
今日も背後に足音ひたひた　オヤシロサマがストーキーング！！　(ストーキーング！！)
祟りに失踪、生贄、拷問　鬼隠しってつまみ食い？
|kan10=
※1番くり返し
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん　
ぺったん、ぺったん　餅ペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　胸ペったん　(まだまだいくぉ～)
|kan11=
ぺったん、ぺったん　ツルペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　はるぴったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　餅ペったん
ぺったん、ぺったん　胸ペったん　(ハイハイ)

|rom1=
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan
|rom2=
Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!! (Stalking!!)
Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui
Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou
Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru?
|rom3=
※
Hito no yo ni (akuryou taisan) umareshi oni wo (puyopuyo suru na-!)
Yami ni e to (douman seiman)
Houmure ya (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, hai)
|rom4=
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (madamada ikuo~)
|rom5=
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!)
|rom6=
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, harupittan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai)
|rom7=
Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo
Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo (Tsurupeta tte iu naa (T_T))
Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika
Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika (Stalker tte iu naa (T_T))
|rom8=
Tokachi time
|rom9=
Kyou mo haigo ni ashioto hitahita Oyashiro-sama ga stalking!! (Stalking!!)
Tatari ni shissou, ikenie, goumon, oni kakushi tte tsumamigui?
|rom10=
Repeat ※
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's go!)
|rom11=
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, harupittan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai) 

|eng1=
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested
|eng2=
Today I'll sneakily hide in the trees again and keep stalking Reimu!! (Stalking!!)
I'll wait and steal some of the bean buns and sacred wines from the offerings
The little girl who throws parties every three days is actually a really heavy drinker
She sticks out her arms when she runs, is she going for the cute look?
|eng3=
※
This oni (evil spirit begone) born into the world of humans (see below)
Will be buried (douman seiman)
In the darkness (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, yeah!)
|eng4=
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (There's still more to go!)
|eng5=
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's Go!)
|eng6=
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, harupittan
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)
|eng7=
Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl
Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl (Don't call me smooth-and-flat-chested T_T)
Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika
Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (Don't call me a stalker T_T)
|eng8=
Tokachi time
|eng9=
I can hear footsteps coming up behind me again today, Oyashiro-sama is stalking!! (Stalking!!)
Curses, disappearances, sacrifices, torture, demoning away, and sneak-eating?
|eng10=
Repeat ※
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (Lets go!)
|eng11=
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, harupittan
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)

}}

[[pt:Letra: つるぺったん (Tsurupettan)]]
[[ru:Текст песни: つるぺったん]]