{{Lyrics
| group=[[IOSYS]]
| titlejp=絶叫クールマッチ
| titlerom=Zekkyou kuuru macchi
| titleen=Screaming Cool Match
| length= ??:??
| arranger={{lang|ja|溝口ゆうま}}, {{lang|ja|ぼいど}}
| lyricist={{lang|ja|溝口ゆうま}}
| vocalist={{lang|ja|凪希鶫}}
| other_staff=
* guitar: {{lang|ja|溝口ゆうま}}
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* original title: {{lang|ja|彼岸帰航 ～}} Riverside View
* original title: {{lang|ja|六十年目の東方裁判　～}} Fate of Sixty Years
* source: {{PoFV}}
| untranslated  =y
| album1={{LyricAlbum|東方超都魔転|IO-0154.jpg}}
| kan1=
虚空の狭間で　刈り取りし　魂の調
虚像との矛盾が追いかけし　鎌首は鈍く
喚き撒き散らす　懺悔の声　思う「遅い遅いのだ」
気化する記憶　蔓延膠着因果「さあ祈りたまへ」
| kan2=
陰再度 {{lang|en|over dream}} 安堵その身は {{lang|en|perfect
Since}} は悪　補填モチベーション　出すな {{lang|en|come out}} 陰
{{lang|en|Wow,}} 愛 湾曲 不例と雷会い {{lang|en|want to allway}} 摩り
{{lang|en|feel}} 乱概
| kan3=
{{lang|en|Voice}} 怨 {{lang|en|its}} デス別途　食わず　栄と美へ
いつ {{lang|en|whispers by the}} 泥負 {{lang|en|pool of sleep}}
脳 {{lang|en|Workin' Yes ! trun day}} 在りけり　飛べ
哀 {{lang|en|feer slap}} 幣　逃げられないわ
{{lang|en|yeah}} 私、小町
| kan4=
虚空の狭間で　殴られる　死神の疲弊
巨乳との矛盾　指摘しては　魂削られ
喚き逃げ惑う　懺悔の声　思う「寝ない寝ないマジで」
気化した記憶　しばきしばかれた　恐怖・圧政
| kan5=
陰再度 {{lang|en|over dream}} 安堵その身は {{lang|en|perfect
Since}} は悪　補填モチベーション　出すな {{lang|en|come out}} 陰
{{lang|en|Wow,}} 愛 湾曲 不例と雷会い {{lang|en|want to allway}} 摩り
{{lang|en|feel}} 乱概
| kan6=
{{lang|en|Voice}} 怨 {{lang|en|its}} デス別途　食わず　栄と美へ
いつ {{lang|en|whispers by the}} 泥負 {{lang|en|pool of sleep}}
脳 {{lang|en|Workin' Yes ! trun day}} 在りけり　飛べ
哀 {{lang|en|feer slap}} 幣　逃げられないわ
{{lang|en|Nothing is done. over}}
| kan7=
威武 {{lang|en|the}} 素人 {{lang|en|to}} 利ぐれ　深く
{{lang|en|disapper}} 意図 {{lang|en|says any}} 這う　不覚
| kan8=
{{lang|en|Voice}} 怨 {{lang|en|its}} デス別途　食わず　栄と美へ
いつ {{lang|en|whispers by the}} 泥負 {{lang|en|pool of sleep}}
| kan9=
札幌 {{lang|en|thing escapes}} 脳 {{lang|en|here the}} 美女と {{lang|en|witch
back freezes}} 飛べ　逃げられないわ
{{lang|en|yeah}} 私、小町
| rom1=
Kokuu no hazama de karitorishi tamashii no shirabe
Kyozou to no mujun ga oikakeshi kamakubi wa nibuku
Wameki makichirasu zange no koe, omou "osoi osoi no da"
Kika suru kioku, man'en kouchaku inga "Saa inoritamae"
| rom2=
In saido ''over dream'' ando sono mi wa ''perfect''
''Since'' wa aku hoten mochibeeshon dasuna ''come out in''
''Wow,'' ai wankyoku furei to rai ai, ''want to allway'' sasuri
''Feel'' rangai
| rom3=
''Voice'' on ''its'' death betto, kuwazu ei to bi e
Itsu ''whispers by the'' deifu ''pool of sleep''
Nou ''Workin' Yes! trun day'' arikeri tobe
Ai ''feer slap'' hei nigerarenai wa
''Yeah watashi'', Komachi
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Kokuu no hazama de nagurareru shinigami no hihei
Kyonyuu to no mujun shiteki shite wa tamashii kezurare
Wameki nigemadou zange no koe omou "nenai nenai maji de"
Kika shita kioku shibaki shibakareta kyoufuu/assei
| rom5=
In saido ''over dream'' ando sono mi wa ''perfect''
''Since'' wa aku hoten mochibeeshon dasuna ''come out in''
''Wow,'' ai wankyoku furei to rai ai, ''want to allway'' sasuri
''Feel'' rangai
| rom6=
''Voice'' on ''its'' death betto, kuwazu ei to bi e
Itsu ''whispers by the'' deifu ''pool of sleep''
Nou ''Workin' Yes! trun day'' arikeri tobe
Ai ''feer slap'' hei nigerarenai wa
''Nothing is done, over''
| rom7=
Ibu ''the'' shirouto ''to'' ri gure fukaku
''Disappear'' ito ''says any'' hau fukaku
| rom8=
''Voice'' on ''its'' desu betto kuwazu ei to bi e
Itsu ''whispers by the'' deifu ''pool of sleep''
| rom9=
Sapporo ''thing escapes'' nou ''here the'' bijo to ''witch''
''Back freezes'' tobe nigerarenai wa
''Yeah'' watashi, Komachi
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* This song is a parody of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD1cXiR36bE Zetsubou Billy] sung by [[Wikipedia: Maximum the Hormone|Maximum the Hormone]]. Their song is very unique on the point that we can't understand without lyrics card what they sing, probably even with it: they make a lyric from their feeling and sense about Japanese word, then the audience can do nothing but read the card and make their own images. This song has the same feature, too. A rough story is this; Komachi chasten spirits with her scythe and say "Your confessions are too late! Now, pray!" After her work, she is tired and struggle with her negative feeling, and she falls asleep. Now Eiki's whisper "when do you start to work again?" makes Komachi's brain droven and wake up, saying "yes!", which ends up unescapable slaps. Eiki's scold gets heavy after her mentioning Komachi's bigger breast. Komachi regrets taking a nap, groaning "never sleep!" (But this interpretation lacks some parts of lyrics...)
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