{{Lyrics
|group=[[IOSYS]]
|titlejp=モリヤ一家のお料理教室
|titlerom=
|titleen=The Moriya Household's Cooking Lesson
|length=01:07
|arranger={{lang|ja|ぼいど}}, NYO ([[Silver Forest]])
|lyricist={{lang|ja|ひくら}}
|vocalist={{lang|ja|山本椛}} ([[monotone]]), {{lang|ja|なつみ}} ([[Silver Forest]]), Nano ([[Silver Forest]])
|source=
*original title: {{lang|ja|神さびた古戦場　～}} Suwa Foughten Field
*original title: {{lang|ja|ネイティブフェイス}}
*source: {{MoF}}
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|kan1=
お待たせしましたー！
モリヤケータリングサービスでーす！
|kan2=
ご飯でーす！
|kan3=
炊き出しでーす！
|kan4=
誰でも 出きる お料埋です
|kan5=
誰でも 出きる きっとーね
|kan6=
みんなで作って食べるカレー、おいしいね
|kan7=
そうね　豚汁作ってたはずなんだけどね　いつの間にかね
|kan8=
カレーの方がおいしいよ　なんで豚汁なの？　馬鹿なの？死ぬの？
|kan9=
カエルの味覚とか　正直あまり当てにしたいと思わんねぇ
|kan10=
材料はそこに ほら 生えてるの
お腹壊しちゃいけないから 火を通しましょう。
具材詰め込んで ぐつぐつ煮込むだけ
調味料で味付けしたら ほら簡単出来上がり
|kan11=
さあ 盛り付けたら 頂きます
|rom1=
Omatase shimashita!
Moriya keetaringu saabisu deesu!
|rom2=
Gohan deesu!
|rom3=
Takidashi deesu!
|rom4=
Dare demo dekiru oryouri desu
|rom5=
Dare de mo dekiru, kitto ne
|rom6=
Minna de tsukutte taberu karee, oishii ne
|rom7=
Sou ne
Tonjiru tsukutteta hazu nanda kedo ne
Itsu no ma ni ka ne
|rom8=
Karee no hou ga oishii yo
Nande tonjiru na no?
Baka na no? Shinu no?
|rom9=
Kaeru no mikaku toka shoujiki amari ate ni shitai to omowan ne
|rom10=
Zairyou wa soko ni, hora, haeteiru no
Onaka kowashicha ikenai kara hi wo tooshimashou
Guzai tsumekonde gutsu-gutsu nikomu dake
Choumiryou de ajitsuke shitara hora kantan dekiagari
|rom11=
Saa moritsuketara itadakimasu
|eng1=
Moriya Catering Service, 
Thank you for waiting!
|eng2=
Your meal's ready!
|eng3=
Your emergency food's ready!
|eng4=
Cooking's something anyone can do.
|eng5=
Yes, anyone can do it, I'm sure!
|eng6=
This curry we all made is yummy!
|eng7=
It sure is. 
I was sure we were making pork miso soup, though.
When did it switch to curry?
|eng8=
Curry's better anyway!
Why make pork miso soup?
Are you stupid?  You gonna die?
|eng9=
Frankly, I doubt we'd put much stock in a frog's sense of taste.
|eng10=
See, the ingredients there are growing.
Let's cook them so they don't destroy our stomachs.
We just stuff in the ingredients, boil them together well,
Flavor them with seasoning, and it's done in a snap
|eng11=
Now I'll dish it up and we'll eat.
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