{{Lyrics
| group = [[Silver Forest]]
| titlejp       =ツンデレアリスの憂鬱
| titlerom      =Tsundere Arisu no Yuutsu
| titleen       =The Melancholy of Tsundere Alice
| length        =02:27
| arranger      =NYO
| lyricist      =NYO
| vocalist      =
| other_staff   =
* cast: MAI, Kana 
| source        =
| album1        ={{LyricAlbum|GRAZE|SFNC-0004.JPG}}
| album2        ={{LyricAlbum|東方電撃波動⑨|SFNC-0022.jpg}}
| album3        ={{LyricAlbum|Silver Forest 2006-2012 BEST II|SF_Best_II.JPG}}
| extra_info    =
* This is the first episode of Alice's Big Boobs Saga! To be continued in the [[Lyrics: Missing Power|second]] and [[Lyrics: アリスの王子様|third]] part.
* A remix by Tsukasa was released in [[東方電撃波動⑨|Touhou Electric Wave ⑨]] (disc 2 track 4).
* An instrumental version was released in [[Sentence]] (track 7).
| notes         =

|kan1=
(うー上海）
愛とか恋って言葉（はいはい）
なかなか口に出せない（ツンデレ　わっしょい）
素直になれない私に（はいはい）
効くかな恋の処方箋は（ツンデレ　わっしょい）
|kan2=
あの娘のせいで　今日もヤキモチ　
このドキドキをどうやって伝えれば良い
|kan3=
今は近くにいるだけで　幸せ感じてる
いつかはこの気持ちに気づいてくれるかな
{{lang|en|It's only　for you!!}}
|kan4=
アリス 「入るわよ」　
魔理沙 「アリスか」
アリス 「ほら、この間言っていた魔法書。
　　　 　別にあんたのために持ってきたわけじゃないけど、
　　　　 近くを通りかかったから」
魔理沙「そーかー」
　　  　「来ると思ってこれを用意しておいたぜ」
アリス 「え？魔理沙が私のために？」
　　 　 「って、ちょ・・・ちょっとなんなのよ
　　　 　この変な色のキノコ」
魔理沙 「うんうん。そうは言わずに」
　　  　「ほーれほーれ」
アリス 「ん。うぐぅ・・」
|kan5=
今日も魔理沙のお家で（う～上海）
変なキノコをむしゃむしゃ
胸が巨大化してますよ（ミ、ミ、ミラクル、みっくるんるん）
誰か助けて　えーりん！えーりん！（えーりん！えーりん！えーりん！えーりん！えーりん！）
|kan6=
私見つめて　にやけるあなた
これ以上だめって　見るだけで？　寸止めですか？
|kan7=
だけどいつもの空回りで　二人笑い合える
秘密にしてるけれど　本当は大好きだよ
{{lang|en|I'll cregy for you!!}} (うー上海）
|kan8=
近くに居れるだけで　幸せ感じてる（ハイ！ハイ！ハイ！ハイ！ハイ！）
いつかはこの気持ちに気づいてくれるかな？
{{lang|en|It's only　for you!!}}(うー上海）


|rom1=
(...uhhhh, Shanhai!)
Ai to ka koi tte kotoba (hai! hai!)
Nakanaka kuchi ni dasenai (tsundere, wasshoi!)
Sunao ni narenai watashi ni (hai hai)
Kiku kana koi no shohousen wa (tsundere, wasshoi!)
|rom2=
Ano ko no sei de kyou mo yakimochi
kono dokidoki wo douyatte tsutaereba ii?
|rom3=
ima wa chikaku ni iru dake de shiawase kanjiteru
itsuka wa kono kimochi ni kizuite kureru kana
It's only for you!
|rom4=
'''Arisu:''' "Hairu wa yo"
'''Marisa:''' "Arisu ka"
'''Arisu:''' "Hora, kono aida itte ita mahousho.
Betsu ni anta no tame ni motte kita wake ja nai kedo, 
chikaku wo toori kakatta kara"
'''Marisa:''' "Soo kaa"
"Kuru to omotte kore wo youi shite oita ze."
'''Alice:''' "E? Marisa wa watashi no tame ni?"
"tte, Cho...chotto nan na no yo
kono hen na iro no kinoko"
'''Marisa:''' "Un un. Sou wa Iwazu ni"
"Hoore Hoore."
'''Alice:''' "N. Uguu.."
|rom5=
Kyou mo marisa no ouchi de (...uhhhh, Shanhai!)
Hen na kinoko wo mushamusha
Mune ga kyodai kashitemasu yo (Mi- Mi- Mirakuru Mikku-run-run!)
Dare ka tasukete Eirin! ERINNN!!
(ERINN!! ERINN!! ERINN!! ERINN!! ERINN!!)
|rom6=
Watashi mitsumete niyakeru anata
Kore ijou dame tte miru dake de? sundome desu ka?
|rom7=
Dakedo itsumo no karamawari de futari waraiaeru
Himitsu ni shiteru keredo hontou wa daisuki da yo
I'm crazy for you!! (...uhhhh, Shanhai!)
|rom8=
Chikaku ni ireru dake de shiawase kanjiteru (hai! hai! hai! hai! hai!)
Itsuka wa kono kimochi ni kizuite kureru kana
It's only for you! (...uhhhh, Shanhai!)


|eng1=
(...uhhhh, Shanghai!)
Words like "Love" and "Passion" (Hai hai!)
Don’t come out easily from me. (Tsundere, woo-hoo!)
I can’t be honest with myself (Hai hai...)
Would a love prescription work for me? (Tsundere, woo-hoo!)
|eng2=
Because of that girl, I got all jealous again today.
How can I convey the feelings in my heart?
|eng3=
Now I feel happy just by being around her.
Will you someday notice these feelings?
It’s only for you!
|eng4=
'''Alice:''' "I'm coming in."
'''Marisa:''' "Ah, Alice?"
'''Alice:''' "Here, the magic book I told you about that time.
...it's not like I brought it specially for you! It's just that I was passing nearby..."
'''Marisa:''' "I see. Well, I thought you might come, and prepared a little something."
'''Alice:''' "Eh? You made something, for me?
...hey, wait a moment! What's with this weird colored mushroom?"
'''Marisa:''' "Hehe, Don't be like that... Now here it goes!"
'''Alice:''' "Gahh, hmngh..."
|eng5=
Once again at Marisa’s house (...uhhhh, Shanghai!)
She made me swallow a weird mushroom.
My breasts became enormous. (Mi- Mi- Miracle Miku-run-run!)
Somebody help me, Eirin, ERINN!!
(ERINN!! ERINN!! ERINN!! ERINN!! ERINN!!)
|eng6=
You gazed at me all snickers,
Can’t you do anything more than look? Is this a no-contact spar?
|eng7=
But we always laugh together at these misadventures
I’m keeping it a secret, but I really love you.
I’m crazy for you!! (...uhhhh, Shanghai!)
|eng8=
I feel happy just by being around you.(Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai!)
Will you someday notice these feelings?
It’s only for you! (...uhhhh, Shanghai!)


}}