{{Lyrics
|group=[[IOSYS]]
|titlejp=モリヤ一家の株式投資教室
|titlerom=
|titleen=The Moriya Household's Equity Investment Lesson
|length=01:07
|arranger={{lang|ja|ぼいど}}, NYO ([[Silver Forest]])
|lyricist={{lang|ja|ひくら}}
|vocalist={{lang|ja|山本椛}} ([[monotone]]), {{lang|ja|なつみ}} ([[Silver Forest]]), Nano ([[Silver Forest]])
|source=
*original title: {{lang|ja|神さびた古戦場　～}} Suwa Foughten Field
*original title: {{lang|ja|ネイティブフェイス}}
*source: {{MoF}}
|album1={{LyricAlbum|東方泡沫天獄|IO-0149.jpg}}
|kan1=
お待たせしましたー！
モリヤ証券ですー！
|kan2=
バブルでーす！
|kan3=
暴騰でーす！
|kan4=
誰でも　出きる　デイトレード
|kan5=
誰でも　出きる　きっとーね
|kan6=
新作の影響で、核融合関連銘柄も有望よ
|kan7=
私はボーダー商事を200株買い増ししたわ
|kan8=
えー？あのブラック企業？もう時間の問題でしょ
馬鹿なの？　死ぬの？
|kan9=
あと、防災グッズとか　耐震構造住宅とか
ああもうこれ　あまり株と関係ないね
|kan10=
地霊殿の方で温泉出てたから
関係してくる銘柄なんかがオススメです
幻想郷にも流行りがあるから
情報ソースを確かめて　ほら簡単大儲け
|kan11=
為替相場には気をつけて
|rom1=
Omatase shimashitaa!
Moriya shouken desuu!
|rom2=
Bubble deesu!
|rom3=
Boutou deesu!
|rom4=
Dare demo dekiru DEI TOREEDO
|rom5=
Dare demo dekiru, kitto ne
|rom6=
Shinsaku no eikyou de, kaku yuugou kanren meigara mo yuubou ne
|rom7=
Watashi wa Border Shouji wo nihyakkabu kaimashi shita wa
|rom8=
Ee? Ano black kigyou? Mou jikan no mondai desho?
Baka na no? Shinu no?
|rom9=
Ato, bousai goods toka, taishin kouzou juutaku toka
Aa, mou, kore amari kabu to kankei nai ne
|rom10=
Chireiden no hou de onsen deteta kara
Kankei shite kuru meigara nanka ga osusume desu
Gensoukyou ni mo hayari ga aru kara
Jouhou source wo tashikamete, hora, kantan oomouke
|rom11=
Kawase souba ni wa ki wo tsukete
|eng1=
Moriya Bonds,
Thank you for waiting!
|eng2=
It's a bubble!
|eng3=
It's inflation!
|eng4=
Day trade's something anyone can do.
|eng5=
Yes, anyone can do it, I'm sure!
|eng6=
Because of the new game, stock related to nuclear fusion looks promising!
|eng7=
I bought 200 shares of Border Corporation.
|eng8=
Eh? That black business? It's just a matter of time now, you know?
Are you stupid? You gonna die?
|eng9=
Also disaster prevention goods and stuff, and an earthquake-resistant house.
Aw, geez, this doesn't really have anything to do with stocks, does it?
|eng10=
Since hot springs came out in [[Palace of the Earth Spirits]],
Things related to them should be next up.
Since Gensokyo has fads too
Just check the source of your information and, see, you can easily make a killing!
|eng11=
Watch out for exchange rates!
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