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{{Lyrics
| group = [[IOSYS]]
|titlejp=リボンとマタタビとワタシ
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|titleen=Ribbon and Catnip and Me
|length=04:30
|arranger=REDALiCE (ALiCE'S EMOTiON) 
|lyricist=龍波 しゅういち
|vocalist=山本 椛 (monotone)
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* original title: ティアオイエツォン(withered leaf)
* original title: 妖々跋扈　～ Who done it?
* source: {{PCB}}
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|kan1=
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お日様ピカピカ　待った無し　フルに体使いこなし
掃除　洗濯　床板直し　(いい天気ね　昼寝びより)
|kan4=
マクラの跡だわ　ほっぺたに　起きても寝てるご主人様
酷い寝ぐせ　ボロボロですよ　(なんかダルイ　やる気しない)
|kan5=
何だかお疲れ　原因は　お年のせいかしら心配です
こんな時には　贈り物だ　何にしよっか！
|kan6=
お仕事済みました　ご主人様
いびきグワグワ　廊下にまで　老化の兆候よ　タイヘン！
|kan7=
私の大切な　ご主人様
いつもゴロゴロ　乙女ゴコロ
リボン付けたチャンチャンコ　あげよう
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|kan9=
自慢の式神　手伝い　来てくれるのは嬉しいけど
後ろ姿　ついつい見ちゃう　(小さいけど　頑張ります！)
|kan10=
急いで　転んで　一回転　涙を我慢　可愛い橙
いい子いい子　ナデナデしちゃう　(大大好き　藍らんしゃま)
|kan11=
尻尾もお耳も　手も足も　ヨダレが出ちゃうのよ　限界だわ
我慢出来ない　このままだとスッパしそう！
|kan12=
おいで　だっこしたげる　可愛い橙
おめめクリクリ　ぬこねこりん　止まらない鼻血　タマラン！
|kan13=
私の大好きな　可愛い橙
ノドをゴロゴロ　食べ頃ごろ
取っておきのマタタビを　あげよう
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|kan15=
ホントは秘密にしてたのに　プレゼント二人にバレてた！
だけど喜ぶ顔が見れて幸せです！
|kan16=
誰より大切な　ご主人様
遠慮しないで　着てください　似合いますきっと　必ず！
|kan17=
誰より大好きな　可愛い橙
夜も遅いし　泊まりなさい　今夜は一緒にお風呂　入るよ！
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|rom1=
Aaaa, mou Chen kawaii yo Cheeeeen (Ran-shama!) {{ref|Shama}}
Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Mou Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu (Chotto Ran? Ran?)
Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu (Raaan?)
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu (Kyou wa mou neru kara,)
Mou Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu (Ato yorushiku)
Aaa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa
Cheeeeeeeeeeen
|rom2=
Uuuu uuu uuu uuu
Kawaii naa, chikushou!
Uuuu uuu uuu uuu uuu uuu
Neko kawaii yo
Uuuu uuu uuu uuu
Kawaii naa, chikushou!
Chen, ohayo!
A, goshujin-sama.  Ohayou gozaimasu.
|rom3=
Ohisama pika-pika matta-nashi
Furu ni karada tsukaikonashi
Souji sentaku yukaita naoshi
(Ii tenki ne, hirune-biyori)
|rom4=
Makura no ato da wa, hoppeta ni
Okitemo neteru goshujinsama
Hidoi neguse, boro-boro desu yo
(Nanka darui, yaruki shinai)
|rom5=
Nandaka otsukare Gen'in wa
otoshi no sei kashira? Shimpai desu
Konna toki ni wa okurimono da
Nani ni shiyo kka!
|rom6=
Oshigoto sumimashita,
goshujinsama
Ibiki guwa-guwa, rouka ni made
rouka no choukou yo　taihen!
|rom7=
Watashi no taisetsu na
goshujinsama
Itsumo goro-goro, otome-gokoro
Ribon tsuketa chanchanko ageyou
|rom8=
Hanaji ga Hanaji ga Hanaji ga Hanaji ga tomaranai tomaranai!
Suppa ga Suppa ga Suppa ga Suppa ga tomarenai tomarenai!
Inari wa Inari wa Inari wa Inari wa tomarenai tomarenai
Suppa de nani ga warui!? (Fuku kite kudasai!)
|rom9=
Jiman no shikigami tetsudai
kite kureru no wa ureshii kedo
Ushiro-sugata tsuitsui michau
(Chiisai kedo, gambarimasu!)
|rom10=
Isoide koronde ikkaiten
Namida wo gaman, kawaii Chen
Ii ko, ii ko, nade-nade shichau
(Dai-daisuki, Ran, Ran-shama)
|rom11=
Shippo mo, omimi mo, te mo, ashi mo
Yodare ga dechau no yo, genkai dawa
Gaman dekinai konomama dato
Suppa shisou!
|rom12=
Oide! Dakko shite ageru,
kawaii Chen!
Omeme kuri-kuri, nuko-nekorin
Tomaranai hanaji tamaran!
|rom13=
Watashi no daisuki na kawaii Chen
Nodo wo goro-goro, tabegoro goro
Totteoki no matatabi wo ageyou
|rom14=
Cheeeeeeeeen
Watashi no fuku wa doko da? Chen!?
(Fuku kite kudasai!)
Souzetsuna... Oiroke...
(Fuku kite kudasai!)
Chen to ofuro de...! Ah ha ha ha Ah haha
(Fuku kite kudasai
Chen, okaimono iku yo.
(Fuku kite kudasai!)
|rom15=
Honto wa himitsu ni shiteta noni
Purezento futari ni bareteta！
Dakedo yorokobu kao ga mirete
Shiawase desu!
|rom16=
Dare yori taisetsu na goshujinsama
Enryo shinaide kite kudasai
Niaimasu, kitto, kanarazu!
|rom17=
Dare yori daisuki na kawaii Chen
Yoru mo osoishi, tomarinasai
Kon'ya issho ni ofuro hairu yo!
|rom18=
Hanaji ga Hanaji ga Hanaji ga Hanaji ga tomaranai tomaranai!
Suppa ga Suppa ga Suppa ga Suppa ga tomarenai tomarenai!
Inari wa Inari wa Inari wa Inari wa tomarenai tomarenai
Yakkumo-kumo-kumo Yakkumo-kumo-kumo Ran Ran ru~ Ran Ran ru~
|rom19=
Hanaji ga Hanaji ga Hanaji ga Hanaji ga tomaranai tomaranai!
Suppa ga Suppa ga Suppa ga Suppa ga tomarenai tomarenai!
Inari wa Inari wa Inari wa Inari wa tomarenai tomarenai
Yakkumo-kumo-kumo Yakkumo-kumo-kumo Ran Ran ru~
|rom20=
Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu (Chotto Ran)
Mou Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu  (Raaan Raaaan)
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu (Ran Raaan)
Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu

|eng1=
Ah, Chen! You’re so cute! Cheeeeen!! (Ran-shama!!)
Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Cute, really cute Chen!
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
So cute, really cute Chen!
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu (Wait a sec, Ran? Ran?)
Cute, really cute Chen!(Raaaan?)
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu (Today I’m going to sleep some more)
So cute, really cute Chen! (So, I leave it in your care)
Aaah aah aah aah aah aa aa aa aa aa
Cheeeeeeeeeeen!!
|eng2=
Uuuu uuu uuu uuu
So cute, dammit!!
Uuuu uuu uuu uuu uuu uuu
Such a cute kitty!
Uuuu uuu uuu uuu
So cute, dammit!!
Chen, good morning!
Ah, master. Good morning to you.
|eng3=
The sun is shining, it’s now or never 
My body’s shaking, taking care of it all
Sweeping, washing, floorboards, and mending
(It’s so nice out, sleeping-in weather)
|eng4=
The madame’s pillow, on her cheek
Waking up and sleeping, the master
It's a cruel sleeping habit, I’m worn-out
(I'm kinda sluggish, my motivation isn’t there)
|eng5=
To thank you a little, the source of it is
An entrapment of the heart, I wonder? It concerns me.
This time, for a gift, 
What should I do for it?!
|eng6=
Excuse me for the impairment,
Master
Snoring loudly, inside the corridor
The presence of her snoring is troublesome!
|eng7=
My very special
Master
Always so idle, the maiden's heart
I attach a ribbon on a vest for you
|eng8=
My nosebleeds My nosebleeds My nosebleeds My nosebleeds won’t stop won’t stop!!
Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' cannot stop cannot stop!!
The fox god The fox god The fox god The fox god cannot be stopped cannot be stopped!!
Is it bad that I am naked?(Put on some clothes, would you!!)
|eng9=
The pride of the [[shikigami]]
Is coming, and I’m happy, but
From behind, I don’t see that she’s here at all
(I’m small, but, I’ll do my best!)
|eng10=
Hurriedly, falling over, in one rotation
I restrain my tears, cute Chen
Good girl, good girl, I’ll pet you
(I love-love you, Ran, Ran-shama!) 
|eng11=
Your tail and ears and hands and feet
My drool can be seen, it’s limitless(?)
I can’t hold back like this, so
Let’s be exposed!
|eng12=
Come! I shall carry you home!
Cute Chen!
Those big round eyes, little kitty-kitty,
This relentless nosebleed is unstoppable!
|eng13=
I love my dear cute Chen!
Her throat is purring, she’s so content(?)
So I’ll let you have the best catnip 
|eng14=
Cheeeeeeeen!
Where are my clothes? Chen?!
(Put on your clothes, please!)
Sublime… her dress is…
(Please put on your clothes!)
Chen with a bath…! Ah ha ha ha Ah haha!
(Put on your clothes!!)
Chen, let’s go buy something!
(''Please put on your clothes!!!'')
|eng15=
Truthfully, I keep it as a secret
A present for the two for a Valentine!
But, the joyful faces that I see
Makes me so happy!
|eng16=
Who is more important than Master
Please be a bit more tactful
Let's become so, surely, without fail!
|eng17=
Who can be more loveable than cute Chen
Late at night, for a sleepover 
Tonight, we shall bathe together!
|eng18=
My nosebleeds My nosebleeds My nosebleeds My nosebleeds won’t stop won’t stop!!
Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' cannot stop cannot stop!!
The fox god The fox god The fox god The fox god cannot be stopped cannot be stopped!!
Yakumo-kumo-kumo Yakumo-kumo-kumo (Ran Ran ru~! Ran Ran ru~!)
|eng19=
My nosebleeds My nosebleeds My nosebleeds My nosebleeds won’t stop won’t stop!!
Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' Being 'au natural' cannot stop cannot stop!!
The fox god The fox god The fox god The fox god cannot be stopped cannot be stopped!!
Yakumo-kumo-kumo Yakumo-kumo-kumo (Ran Ran ru~!)
|eng20=
Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Cute, really cute Chen!
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu (Hey, Ran?) 
So cute, really cute Chen! (Raaan? Raaaan?)
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu (Ran? Raaan?)
Cute, really cute Chen!
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu 


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|notes= {{note|shama}} "Shama" is a slurring of "Sama".
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