{{Lyrics
|group=[[IOSYS]]
|titlejp=きゅうり味のビールを飲めばいいよ！
|titlerom=Kyuuri aji no BIIRU wo nomeba ii yo!
|titleen=Wouldn't Cucumber-Flavored Beer Be Nice to Drink!
|length=03:17
|arranger={{ぼいど}}
|lyricist={{夕野ヨシミ}}
|vocalist={{神波千尋}}
|source=
*original title: {{lang|jp|芥川龍之介の河童　～}} Candid Friend
*source: {{MoF}}
|album1={{LyricAlbum|東方河想狗蒼池|IO-0141.jpg}}


|kan1=
きゅ　きゅ　かん　きゅ　きゅ　かん
きゅ　きゅ　かん　きゅかんばー
|kan2=
みどり　みどり　しゃくしゃくのみどりみどり　みどり　ほそながくみどりそだて　そだて　おしのけてそだてそだて　そだて　かわぎしにそだて
|kan3=
きり　わり　きざみ　むき　さしそのままたべる　たまらないやき　ゆで　いため　むし　あげあじつきたべる　とまらない
|kan4=
ビール　いかがっすか　きゅうり　あじの　ビール　いかがっすか
|kan5=
もーびる　もーびる　おぷてぃかるもーびるもーびる　もーびる　みつからずもーびるのびる　のびる　どこまでものびるのびる　のびる　みつけたらのびる
|kan6=
ばらして　なでて　ながめてばらして　まぜて　くみたてるまわして　なぜか　ねじけてまわして　なげて　とびあがる
|kan7=
はねる　はねる　みずしぶきはねるはねる　はねる　いくらでもはねるながせ　ながせ　おしのけてながせながせ　ながせ　どさくさにながせ
|kan8=
せせらぎひかる　あさもやまぶしいめざめ　あたらしいゆうひにそまる　たそがれゆるやかながれ　なつかしい

|rom1=
kyu kyu kan kyu kyu kan
kyu kyu kan kyukanba
|rom2=
midori midori shakishaki no midori
midori midori hosonagaku midori
sodate sodate oshinokete sodate
sodate sodate kawagishini sodate
|rom3=
kiri wari kisami muki sashi
sono mama taberu tamaranai
yaki yude itame mushi age
ajitsuki taberu tomaranai
|rom4=
BEER ikagassuka? kyuuri aji no BEER ikagassuka?
|rom5=
MOOBIRU MOOBIRU OPTIKARU MOOBIRU
MOOBIRU MOOBIRU mitsukarazu MOOBIRU
nobiru nobiru dokomademo nobiru
nobiru nobiru mitsuketara nobiru
|rom6=
barashite nadete nagamete
barashite mazete kumitateru
mawashite nazeka nejikete
mawashite nagete tobiagaru
|rom7=
haneru haneru mizushibuki haneru
haneru haneru ikurademo haneru
nagase nagase oshinokete nagase
nagase nagase dosakusani nagase
|rom8=
seseragi hikaru asamoya
mabushii mezame atarashii
yuuhi ni somaru tasogare
yuruyaka nagare natsukashii

|eng1=
Cucumber
|eng2=
Green, green, crisp and green
Green, green, long, slender and green
Growing, growing, pushing up and growing
Growing, growing, on the riverbank, growing
|eng3=
Cut, break, mince, peel, stick
Eating it plain, I can't stand it
Roast, boil, stir-fry, steam, fry
With this flavor, I won't stop eating
|eng4=
Is beer good? Is cucumber flavored beer a good combination?
|eng5=
Mobile, mobile, optical mobile
Mobile, mobile, caught-in-the-act mobile
Extend, extend, no-matter-where extend
Extend, extend, caught-in-the-act extend
|eng6=
Break, stroke, view
Break, mix, build
Turn, why?, adjust
Turn, throw, jump
|eng7=
Jumping, jumping, splashing and jumping
Jumping, jumping, as-much-as-you-like, jumping
Flood, flood, increasingly flood
Flood, flood, panic-inducing flood
|eng8=
The stream is lit through the morning fog
Waking in this dazzling scene, everything seems new
The evening sun darkens into dusk
The lazily flowing stream is nostalgic

|notes=*The lyrics in verse two refer to some of Nitori's [[Mountain of Faith: Stage 3 Spell Cards#Spell Card 27|spell]] [[Mountain of Faith: Stage 3 Spell Cards#Spell Card 41|cards]] in [[Mountain of Faith]].
*The title of this song would appear to be a suggestion to [[ZUN]].
}}