{{Lyrics
| group         =[[IOSYS]]
| titlejp       =門番少女ちゅうかなめいりん
| titlerom      =Monban Shoujo Chuuka na Meirin
| titleen       =Chinese Gatekeeper Girl Meiling
| length        =04:49
| arranger      =yohine
| lyricist      ={{lang|ja|ひくら}}
| vocalist      =frayja
| other_staff   =
| source        =
* original title: {{lang|ja|上海紅茶館　～}} Chinese Tea
* original title: {{lang|ja|明治十七年の上海アリス}}
* source: {{EoSD}}
| album1        ={{LyricAlbum|東方萃翠酒酔|IO-0140.jpg}}
| extra_info    =
| notes         =
*The title is a parody of a tokusatsu TV series "{{lang|ja|魔法少女ちゅうかなぱいぱい！}}".
|kan1=
湖外から来る　侵入者容赦なくたたき出すわ
紅魔館での　庭の花畑も管理してるわ
|kan2=
変な踊りに見えるかしら　健康体操の太極拳
サボっているわけじゃないのよ　春の陽気に負かされてしまったの
|kan3=
紅の髪ながれ　正門立つ
しなやかな脚線美　私　名前は紅 美鈴
|kan4=
門番の使命受け　待ち構える
豊満な胸をはる　私　名前は紅 美鈴
|kan5=
紅魔館での　裏アイドル的な存在なのよ
神主にまで　「まぁ、誰だっけ？」っと言われちゃったわ
|kan6=
ガード固めて気力をため　今　必殺　分身　飛龍の拳
追加キャラで増えたけれど　新規のストーリ書かれない
|kan7=
帽子の星の中は　「龍」の文字よ
中華風な妖怪　私　名前は紅 美鈴
|kan8=
本名は忘れられ　人気一位
中国と呼ばないで　私　名前は紅 美鈴
|kan9=
紅の髪ながれ　正門立つ
しなやかな脚線美　私　名前は紅 美鈴
|kan10=
門番の使命受け　待ち構える
豊満な胸を張る　私　名前は紅 美鈴 

|rom1=
Kogai kara kuru shinnyuusha yousha naku tataki dasu wa
Koumakan de no niwa no hanabatake mo kanri shiteru wa
|rom2=
Hen na odori ni mieru kashira kenkou taisou no taikyokuken
''Sabo''tteiru wake ja nai no yo haru no youki ni makasarete shimatta no
|rom3=
Kurenai no kami nagare　seimon tatsu
Shinayaka na kyakusenbi　watashi namae wa Hon Meirin
|rom4=
Monban no shimei uke machi kamaeru
Houman na mune wo haru watashi namae wa Hon Meirin
|rom5=
Koumakan de no ura ''aidoru''-teki no sonzai na no yo
Kannushi ni made "Maa, dare dakke?" tto iwarechatta wa
|rom6=
''Gaado'' katamete kiryoku wo tame
Ima hissatsu bunshin hiryuu no ken
Tsuika kyara de fueta keredo shinki no ''sutoori'' kakarenai
|rom7=
Boushi no hoshi no naka wa　"Ryuu" no moji yo
Chuukafuu na youkai　watashi　namae wa Hon Meirin
|rom8=
Honmyou wa wasurerare　ninki ichii
Chuugoku to yobanaide　watashi　namae wa Hon Meirin
|rom9=
Kurenai no kami nagare　seimon tatsu
Shinayaka na kyakusenbi　watashi namae wa Hon Meirin
|rom10=
Monban no shimei uke　machi kamaeru
Houman na mune wo haru watashi namae wa Hon Meirin


|eng1=
I mercilessly beat away invaders from across the lake
I'm also in charge of the flower field in the [[Scarlet Devil Mansion]]'s garden
|eng2=
Does my Tai Chi regimen look like some strange dance?
I'm not slacking, I was just overtaken by the beautiful spring weather
|eng3=
I stand at the front gate, my scarlet hair flowing
With long, beautiful, supple legs, my name is [[Hong Meiling]]
|eng4=
I accept my duty as gate guard lying in wait for invaders
With a voluptuous chest, my name is Hong Meiling
|eng5=
I'm like the underground idol of the Scarlet Devil Mansion
Even the priest says, "Huh, who's that?" about me
|eng6=
To strengthen my guard and spirit,
Now I'll use my secret technique, clone technique, Flying Dragon Fist
There are lots more minor characters now, but I don't get written into new stories
|eng7=
The character for "dragon" is written in the star on my hat
A Chinese-style [[youkai]], my name is Hong Meiling
|eng8=
I'm the most popular character whose name people forget
Don't call me China! My name is Hong Meiling
|eng9=
I stand at the front gate, my scarlet hair flowing
With long, beautiful, supple legs, my name is Hong Meiling
|eng10=
I accept my duty as gate guard lying in wait for invaders
With a voluptuous chest, my name is Hong Meiling

}}